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John Bizzack and Stanfield Major

Lyrics

                   The Guinness World Record (For Havin' The Blues)

 

You used to tell me I'd never amount to nothin' in this life;

I'd be a failure till the end of my days.  I was afraid you might be right.

But things sure have changed since you left me that day;

would ya believe now I can say...

 

I'M KNOWN THE WORLD OVER AND SINCE CREDIT IS DUE

I CAME BY TO TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THE GOOD NEWS.

I'VE GAINED GREAT DISTINCTION AND I'VE NOTHIN' LEFT TO PROVE.

I HOLD THE GUINNESS WORLD RECORD... FOR... HAVIN' THE BLUES.

 

My heart turned to ashes when I heard that slammin' door;

I still hear the echoes of you tellin' me how I always fell so short.

Now I can thank you for what you've done for me

cause I'm a genuine celebrity.

 

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In 1903 a man from Milwaukee set the record for all these years;

now I'm in the book and  I took his place, yeah, I beat 'im by 96 tears.

Well, my thanks again, I thought you should know

I'm flyin' high since you laid me so low.

 

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